There are ten characters at every staff Christmas party - and the 'Kisser' is the least popular of them all, according to new research.
'The faces may change as quickly as the music at these staff parties but one thing is constant - the 10 staff party characters who are present.
根據英國最新研究，每年的員工聖誕派對上，都有10種特質的人，看看你能不能在此文中發現你的同事，或是你自己。
The Top 10 Office Party Characters - which one are you?
1. The Christmas Kisser
愛在聖誕節贈送熱情親吻者
Almost seven in ten (69 per cent) of those surveyed said the Christmas Kisser is the biggest nuisance - and they do everything they can to avoid them.
根據此項研究，將近70%的受訪者表示最不喜歡「愛在聖誕節亂親吻的人」！
2. The Peak-too-sooner
太快陣亡的人
一年一次的聖誕派對，太快陣亡總是令人掃興…
3. The Flirt
愛調情的人
You've noticed your suspicions from accounts watching you all year round, but watch out if he takes this opportunity to get a little too close and handsy for your liking...
當心！別成為虎視眈眈的同事們眼中的小綿羊！讓他們對你上下其手…
4. The Blabbermouth 長舌
They keep quiet all year, but get a couple of wines in them and they'll be whinging about not getting that pay-rise, how they missed out on a promotion and basically everything they think is wrong with the company.
公司機密、抱怨長官、同事間的八卦，三杯黃湯下肚後，開始吐真言！
5. The Houdini 自以為是大魔術師
The Houdini seems well up for plenty of festive frolics in the lead-up to the staff Christmas do.
總有特別善心的人在聖誕派對上安排餘興節目～
6. The Dark Horse 黑馬
The quiet one who no-one notices day-to-day in the office, who takes the party as an opportunity to unleash their inner outrageous self, spilling drinks and dancing on tables.
在辦公室總默默無聞，卻在這天釋放潛在的自己！
7. The Limpet 上司周圍的哈巴狗
You can easily spot this staff member glued to the side of their boss throughout the party. They laugh loudly at their boss's awful jokes and buy their boss drinks all night out of their own pocket.
你可以發現上司整晚周圍總圍繞一群巴結他的哈巴狗…
8. The Weeper 愛哭包
This worker refuses to leave his or her personal problems at the door to the Christmas party venue.
把個人情緒帶到派對上的愛哭包…
9. The Dancer 舞者
把舞池當在是自己的個人舞台，也不想想自己是幾零年代的舞步…
10. The Organiser 主辦單位
The organizer has a list of everything (including other lists) and has arranged the staff party with military precision.
整晚神經緊繃、壓力大的派對主辦人，已經預先設定好所有情境，所有的派對流程都要在她的掌控範圍內，力求軍事般的精確度。
- Nuisance (n.) 討厭的人事物；騷擾行為
Stop making a nuisance of yourself . 別那樣惹人討厭。
- Handsy (v.) 【口】不停的亂摸
- Whing (v.) 【口】發牢騷
- Well up 湧出
- Frolic (n.) 歡樂的聚會(或遊戲)
Everyone joined in the Saturday night frolics.
大家都參加了星期六晚上的歡鬧聚會。
- Unleash (v.) 宣洩、釋放
- Glue to 【口】緊附於；不願離開；似膠般固著於…
He's glued to the television . 他目不轉睛地看著電視。
- Outdated (adj.) 舊式的；過時的
We reject outdated notions of national sovereignty .
我們拒絕過時的國家主權概念。
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